♩♪Sydney Got Run Over by a Range Rover♬

I hate Bethesda.

I got hit by a car today.

Second time I've gotten hit by a car in Bethesda. Driver wasn't paying attention AT ALL. High and mighty Bethesdanites are too good to pay attention to anything but themselves.

Here's the story: I stayed in the office late to get some extra work done. Normally, when I leave, I walk to the Metro elevator - today, I decided to walk past the Hyatt and take the steps and escalator down to the platform. BAD IDEA.

While walking past the Hyatt driveway, this fucker of a man - WHILE TRAFFIC IS COMING PAST THE DRIVEWAY - smacks my flesh and bones with his hunk of high-class metal.

Talk about "FML"!

Bad day at work, not to be outdone by a bad night leaving.

My left leg is bruised, my pants got ripped a bit, I have a few tiny scrapes, I'm ANGRY beyond anything my words can convey, but I am fine. I'm alright.

Thanks, Krishna. Thanks, Vishnu. Thanks, God, Thanks, Universe... 'ppreciate y'all!


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